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The Greatest Hits of KISS, if they were afraid of public restrooms:

DETROIT ROCK CITY (Has Dirty Bathrooms So We Hold It)

ROCK AND ROLL OF YOUR OWN SCENTED TOILET PAPER (To Use on the Potty Every Day)

BETH (Likes the Lid Down)

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU (And your Bidet)

COLD GIN (Makes Me Have to Pee all the Time)

HARD LUCK WOMAN (You Had To Go And Didn't Bring a Dime)

HOOLIGAN (Put A Cherry Bomb in the Toilet)

MAKIN' LOVE (Won't Happen in Here, it's Icky)

GOD OF THUNDER (Must Be in the Stall Next to Me)

SHOUT IT OUT LOUD (If You're Really Constipated, 'Cuz it Hurts)

I STOLE YOUR LOVE (And your Last Roll of Charmin)

(Seems like) 100,000 YEARS (Waiting in Line)

TURN ON THE NIGHT (Light)

KING OF THE NIGHT TIME WORLD (Spends all His Time on the Throne)

(I've been on the John) FOREVER

CHRISTINE SIXTEEN (Rolls of T.P. Aughtta be Enough)