The Butt Game - Oscar edition

In the spirit of the Oscar Season, we at Off Campus wish to extend our wornest regards to the nominees for the various, uh, things, that they're nominated for. We can't say that we've seen much of the work of the artists who are up for awards this year, but would like to pay tribute to them in the least intelligent way we know how, by immoralizing them in another round of THE BUTT GAME.

Good Luck to all of those Nominated for BUTT PICTURE:

Leonardo DiCaprio reaches for the brass ring in THE BUTTIATOR
Johnny Depp hunkers down and creates something special in FINDING BUTTLAND
Jamie Foxx makes beautiful southern music in BUTT
Two buddies have too much wine and probe each other's feelings in BUTTWAYS
Clint Eastwood grunts and squints, helping along the MILLION DOLLAR BUTT

Best Actress in a Leading Role:

Annette Bening - BEING BUTT
Catalina Sandino Moreno - MARIA FULL OF BUTT
Imelda Staunton - VERA BUTT
Hilary Swank - MILLION DOLLAR BUTT
Kate Winslet - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS BUTT

Achievement in Cinematography

THE BUTTIATOR
HOUSE OF FLYING BUTTS
THE PASSION OF THE BUTT
THE PHANTOM OF THE BUTT

Best Documentary Feature

BORN INTO BUTT
THE STORY OF THE WEEPING BUTT
SUPER SIZE BUTT
TUPAC: BUTT
TWIST OF BUTT