Off Campus

17 December 2006

Perfect for any occasion!

I saw a sign yesterday outside a DJ’s home/place of business, emphasizing he was available / had music for EVERY occasion.

That’s right! He’s available for your Wedding, Bar Mitzvah, 25th anniversary and colonoscopy.

Why not also put out a line of greeting cards for any occasion – and I mean every occasion.

Can’t you just see the signs at Hallmark store?

Happy - just fill in the blank - Birthday, Christmas, First Date, First Kiss, First Million, Awkward first bi-curious experience…. “Ummm, thanks, you…. I shouldn’t have.”