The Butt Game Revisited
In an effort to keep up-to-date with current cinematic trends, as well as maintain an air of sophistication around this blog, we would again like to present you with another round of The Butt Game. The rules are still the same, no points are awarded, winners are determined by the ability of their titles to make milk shoot out of other people's noses in the lunchroom, and only you can prevent forest fires.
Here we go......
Playing this week at the Off Campus Multiplex (and Used Lamp Shade Emporium):
CINEMA 1:
A down-on-their luck husband and wife team turn to a socially frowned-upon activity to generate additional income in FUN WITH DICK AND BUTT.
CINEMA 2:
Three children escape their dreary world an enter through the backdoor into a magical kingdom in THE CHRONICLES OF BUTT.
CINEMA 3:
Two cowboys discover hidden feelings for each other and have to contend with saddle sores in BROKEBACK BUTT.
CINEMA 4:
Naomi Watts and Jack Black hear a low rumbling sound that shakes the jungle to its very core. What could have caused such a sonic trembling? Only...KING BUTT.
CINEMA 5:
TV newsmen in the 1950's fight McCarthyism, the Blacklist, and smoke like chimneys in GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD BUTT.
CINEMA 6: (The crap screen with the sticky floor)
It's about vampires...with swords....bad wigs....and on top of all that, it looks like it's gonna....BUTTRAYNE.
CINEMA 7:
Once again, Steve Martin and his CHEAPER BY THE BUTT 2
CINEMA 8:
When two large families merge by marriage they try to forge a new family made up of YOURS, MINE, AND BUTT.
CINEMA 9:
Three friends cross the Australian outback and come up against something terrible. Soon they realize that they're up.....BUTT CREEK.
Here we go......
Playing this week at the Off Campus Multiplex (and Used Lamp Shade Emporium):
CINEMA 1:
A down-on-their luck husband and wife team turn to a socially frowned-upon activity to generate additional income in FUN WITH DICK AND BUTT.
CINEMA 2:
Three children escape their dreary world an enter through the backdoor into a magical kingdom in THE CHRONICLES OF BUTT.
CINEMA 3:
Two cowboys discover hidden feelings for each other and have to contend with saddle sores in BROKEBACK BUTT.
CINEMA 4:
Naomi Watts and Jack Black hear a low rumbling sound that shakes the jungle to its very core. What could have caused such a sonic trembling? Only...KING BUTT.
CINEMA 5:
TV newsmen in the 1950's fight McCarthyism, the Blacklist, and smoke like chimneys in GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD BUTT.
CINEMA 6: (The crap screen with the sticky floor)
It's about vampires...with swords....bad wigs....and on top of all that, it looks like it's gonna....BUTTRAYNE.
CINEMA 7:
Once again, Steve Martin and his CHEAPER BY THE BUTT 2
CINEMA 8:
When two large families merge by marriage they try to forge a new family made up of YOURS, MINE, AND BUTT.
CINEMA 9:
Three friends cross the Australian outback and come up against something terrible. Soon they realize that they're up.....BUTT CREEK.
