Off Campus

13 June 2005

Gentlemen start your (search) engines

It has come to our attention (in looking at our reader statistics) that more than a few of our readers are getting here by accident. Not that we're complaining, mind you....we'll take the hits however we can get them. (Remember, for every hit we get, a marionette becomes a real boy.)

Below are some of the words and phrases* that individuals (or several people huddled around one computer) have entered into search engines, sending them to their ultimate reward here at Off Campus.

  • Ponytime
  • Rotunda envy
  • Arch McTence
  • Illegal Jarts
  • That thing with the scoopy handle that you used to toss a ball to your friend and made a clacky noise when you did it
  • Reno
  • Bojango Chicken
  • Telephony
  • Whistle while you weld
  • Tint
  • Bolo Yeung
  • My First Epiphany Playset
  • Fluff
  • Lockjaw
  • Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey, Kiss Him, He's Lithuanian
  • Sludge 'n' Fizz
  • Arctic Apache Federation of South Florida, LLC
  • Amber Tamblyn
  • Schmoo Fever -- CATCH IT!
  • Dick Butkus
  • Women who love men and the men who love them
  • Switchblade fife
  • Feline diseases spreadable to humans
  • Home cold remedies with Olestra
  • Boboli preservatives
  • Wayward nerf collectors
  • How to size up someone without looking directly at them
  • Snout theory
  • Jiffy Pop house fires
  • Military history of the cheetah
  • Full-contact checkers tips
  • The history of Bob Barker's Hair
  • Hot, hairy Buffalo folk dances for Protestant teens
  • Dudesterless Fungi Ifkiff Manwaukee Immortality Rays vs. The Desperado Farm Team: Maple Avenue School Playground Catchphrases in the 1980's (ashcan edition)
  • Celebrity reality shows featuring a lemur
  • Baby wipes
  • Munchatation
  • Leonard Melt
  • 1-800-FAKE-NUMBER
  • Hair care for the deaf
  • Chocolate rain
But don't take our word for it, give it a try yourself and let us know some of the more bizzarre searches that lead you here.

* Please note that some of these items may no longer appear in our archives, either due to revisions or threats of legal action.