Gentlemen start your (search) engines

It has come to our attention (in looking at our reader statistics) that more than a few of our readers are getting here by accident. Not that we're complaining, mind you....we'll take the hits however we can get them. (Remember, for every hit we get, a marionette becomes a real boy.)

Below are some of the words and phrases* that individuals (or several people huddled around one computer) have entered into search engines, sending them to their ultimate reward here at Off Campus.

• Ponytime
• Rotunda envy
• Arch McTence
• Illegal Jarts
• That thing with the scoopy handle that you used to toss a ball to your friend and made a clacky noise when you did it
• Reno
• Bojango Chicken
• Telephony
• Whistle while you weld
• Tint
• Bolo Yeung
• My First Epiphany Playset
• Fluff
• Lockjaw
• Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey, Kiss Him, He's Lithuanian
• Sludge 'n' Fizz
• Arctic Apache Federation of South Florida, LLC
• Amber Tamblyn
• Schmoo Fever -- CATCH IT!
• Dick Butkus
• Women who love men and the men who love them
• Switchblade fife
• Feline diseases spreadable to humans
• Home cold remedies with Olestra
• Boboli preservatives
• Wayward nerf collectors
• How to size up someone without looking directly at them
• Snout theory
• Jiffy Pop house fires
• Military history of the cheetah
• Full-contact checkers tips
• The history of Bob Barker's Hair
• Hot, hairy Buffalo folk dances for Protestant teens
• Dudesterless Fungi Ifkiff Manwaukee Immortality Rays vs. The Desperado Farm Team: Maple Avenue School Playground Catchphrases in the 1980's (ashcan edition)
• Celebrity reality shows featuring a lemur
• Baby wipes
• Munchatation
• Leonard Melt
• 1-800-FAKE-NUMBER
• Hair care for the deaf
• Chocolate rain

But don't take our word for it, give it a try yourself and let us know some of the more bizzarre searches that lead you here.

* Please note that some of these items may no longer appear in our archives, either due to revisions or threats of legal action.